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Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?
They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog-horn.

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